Festival Office snatch victory in grudge match shocker!

After a slow start, with only five players actually showing up before kick off, two second half goals in the space of two minutes from striker Ben Eavis put the Glastonbury Festival Office in a commanding position. The final result of 5-4 to The Office over The Farm was a true reflection of the lack of training, co-ordination and skill of both teams. However, it must be said that the Office were at the mercy throughout the match of the farm referree, and showed great courage and tenacity in clutching their victory from the jaws of truly bias decision making on the ref's part. Next match The Office get to chose the ref.