Haven't you grown? Sorry we've not been around in a while. We've been up at the farm dredging the slurry pit to look for a contact lens. It's a bit icy up there and we've been chipping away at a solid bock of effluent with hammers and chisels for the last fortnight. We didn't find it. We did however, find loads of other really neat stuff. We'll show you some of this later. Actually that's not strictly true. In the real world we've been watching crap TV, scratching our bottoms and bleating about the bogus fact that there isn't a festival this year. Still, no excuse, even though that was an excuse….. No hang on, that doesn't work. Anyway, just to put you in the picture, we've decided to get up off the sofa and do a bit of work for a change. Lots of new stuff coming up over the next few months, new features, some reviews of past festivals, the gallery's being given a shakeup, tombola, guess how many sweets in the jar, pin a tail on the donkey. Oh and probably some crap stuff as well, just to bring it down a bit, like. You'll find the site updated more frequently and plenty more going on to stimulate your bored little minds on a Monday afternoon while you're using the company's ultra fast web connection and working hard at pretending to be doing something constructive. Bless your little cotton socks. We did it all for you. Don't get caught now.
	Editor's Note: We believe you all enjoy the ramblings of Stalker. You can email him at [email protected] should you wish. We all also would like to wish him congratulations for the birth of his and Ellie's first child this year Sebastian Pennard Gillman, if you can guess why Pennard? ( as in the camping field ) is his middle name you should email Stalker! A little clue is his date of birth at the end of March.
No Festival At The Farm
What The Virtual Festival Was Like for Some
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Stalker Covering Glastonbury 2000