Glastonbury Festival - Pyramid Stage

Welcome to Pyramid

Hello! Welcome to the Pyramid stage! Take a grass. Pull up a blade.

This is where you're going to see the highest profile acts on the bill. In reality, it's the acts that have cost us the most money and who's agents have been insistent that any stage other than Pyramid is out of the question... That's not to say your band is any better than any of the others, just more important. Or is that impotent? We keep getting the two mixed up. Ah well.

Anyway, that's Pyramid. Don't spend too long there though, there's lots of other interesting things to see. But we'll definitely see you on Saturday night when Macca's on.

I hear Ringo's going to be there too...