You're a hippy don't go in there
Nauseated by the crashing dullness and self-absorption of the Big Brother house inmates? The lunatics who run Lost Vagueness have come up with an insane answer to the TV show which might just restore your faith in mankind. Go to Lost Vagueness and you will find the Big Caravan - which seven people will enter at midnight on Saturday 28 June, and from which one person will emerge victorious 12 hours later.
The Big Caravan's Arnaud explains what it's all about: "We'll put seven people in here, starting at midnight on Saturday night, and after about an hour and a half, the first eviction will take place."
"There will be a prize for the winner - about 80 quid, I think. They will have some money at the start and with every successful task, will have the possibility of doubling their money." The mind boggles at what those tasks might be, although Arnaud says: "We'll try not to be too evil."
Big Caravan will be televised in the Chapel at Lost Vagueness - there are eight cameras in and around the caravan, some of which can be panned around - voting will take place in the Chapel. The Big Caravan itself has a bedroom - which, in true Lost Vagueness style, resembles a bordello - and a distinctly dodgy diary room. Bearing the legend 'Verbal Diarrhoea Room', it resembles an outdoor privy and contains nothing but a wheelchair.
The Big Caravan crew have attracted the interest of the BBC, and will try to create an authentic paparazzi-style greeting for evictees. Anything could happen in the Big Caravan - with utter mayhem the most likely outcome.
If you can't make it to the Chapel, Big Caravan should be streamed to www.bigcaravan.biz.
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